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When he isn't talking your ear off about existentialism, pro-wrestling and the incredibly interesting things that happen in his comparatively mundane life, Dan occasionally writes the poetry he mentions so often. Here it is.

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Late Night Shopping


Studied eyes are weighing up the poultry
This endless wait can cause a man such grief
Twenty minutes choosing chickens, and then
He turns to me and says he fancies beef

Needling bastard must do it on purpose
Blood near boiled, I clenched my fist and spat
Could’ve raised a cow and killed it by now
Just pick a meat and lets go home you twat!


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