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When he isn't talking your ear off about existentialism, pro-wrestling and the incredibly interesting things that happen in his comparatively mundane life, Dan occasionally writes the poetry he mentions so often. Here it is.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Dead: One

Harvest all that isn’t pickled, tarred and marred
From living

Have me
Over a bench
One last time
Limp and pale

I want to go
Over Pennard cliffs
A hurtling, plummeting rot
Ejected from a wheelbarrow
Just before we run out of grass

If you love me enough
To fly-tip deadweight
Get to work on those upper arms
I’ll buy the van

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Here at ‘Reflection’: The corner of Portrait and Bio


They go often, seldom meet
take souvenirs of worth
reflective, potent
with potential for growth, though

must suffer Hollywood
amnesic clouts of happenstance,
the bum’s rush victim
Self inflicted and operated
a back scratch turned collar snatched
Synergy of leap and hurl

Blow life's currency
swinging blindly inward to
the beat and strum
of self loathing and other
wankery trifes

Wield drills and spades and toothpicks
hack by blade or handle’s bludgeon
subject roped
supine on Excalibur’s sheath,

score with searing fountain nibs
The cracked blunt spines
of wizened tomes, bruise
but unearth no unknown.

Paw their scrapbook’s lemon juice script
stare blind
blind in deep, deep empty chests.

So assemble each other in sunlight and dust
embrace a foreigner filling a lover’s skin
stretched and ill-fitting
tailored by failure to find.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Your Friend


Your dear friend, and so clearly your friend,

spoke light, swift converse like
swallows' flight

soft and pointed, lay the words
"You love her."

I did well.
Backfoot pressed, I did not reel,

stayed vague, lied to neither of us
and did not resist.

Never resist. My friends to resist
is to cartwheel through no man's

and they will cut you down
with eyes and silence.

I did well.
Fell back, made light.

Ghosts of words who mill
as flocks or mobs,

trouble as your fear
of birds and people,

froze, preserved
to spare my evening...

and will thaw,
pour in and throughout
fall with the weight of the oceans' fingers
who rise and spread and rise and spread
then crack, dig and claw foundations
flush out roots to swallow your falling mass
or crash your outposts, any head or face
of rock you jutt against her swell
is weathered by parts over aeons
to the building grits
of glass and castles.

I did well, still,
damn your friend.


Friday, March 26, 2010

Spontaneity


He considers spontaneity.
Thinks about leaving.

When he does
He will take off his socks
Roll them in to balls and
Place them in his running shoes.

The contents of his tattered leather wallet
He will arrange on the bedside table
Unnecessary receipts
Old train tickets
Credit, debit and membership cards
A condom.

He will put the wallet in his left pocket.

On his phone
He will record a greeting to inform that he
“Can no longer be reached at this number”
Turn the phone off and place it on charge.

The shoes
He will place together
Heels to the step at the front door.

He will lock the door and post his key through the letter-box
Feel the world rise through his naked feet
Spread his toes
And go.

He thinks about leaving.
He considers spontaneity.



Thursday, March 25, 2010

We Met At The Breakfast Club


(for Mr Burton)

Toaster hands
can't bathe
or hold a knife
and will certainly not
be giving me a second
hand-job

but she has
a warm touch
and an easy-out
crumb tray

The Break In


Teabags
pile up in the bin
we huddle round

drawing hard
one armed hugs and
rubbing backs

waiting for the pigs
to come

and all they did
was scold the
girls

suggest insurance


Sunday, March 07, 2010

Late Night Shopping


Studied eyes are weighing up the poultry
This endless wait can cause a man such grief
Twenty minutes choosing chickens, and then
He turns to me and says he fancies beef

Needling bastard must do it on purpose
Blood near boiled, I clenched my fist and spat
Could’ve raised a cow and killed it by now
Just pick a meat and lets go home you twat!


Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Then We Talked About It All Week

On a hill,
on a tunnel,
on a Sunday.
We were host to the end of the world.

We were young,
we were stoned,
we were hungry,
and the three of us watched it in awe.

And the air,
and the traffic,
and the dead,
hung and stared as the sun shrank to nought.

Hung and prayed,
hung and wailed,
hung and waited,
on a hill on a tunnel on a Sunday.