Wait. What?

When he isn't talking your ear off about existentialism, pro-wrestling and the incredibly interesting things that happen in his comparatively mundane life, Dan occasionally writes the poetry he mentions so often. Here it is.

Sunday, May 09, 2010

Dissecting A Headline


You would have thought he’d never be given a chance
I am still none the wiser to his incarnation

I bounce between theories, no grounding in fact
That he bore from bad choice or misfortune

Perhaps just a stab
A dart on the door of a trade running thin on good names

Or, like the spider and bat before him
Nomenclature came, riding on the fallout of a brush with a pest

CHILD PORN MAN SHOULD NEVER HAVE WORKED WITH CHILDREN
And I agree. What special powers have they got?